Why?

I am creating this blog because http://www.shootmeinthefaceplease.blogspot.com/ really isn't the place to showcase my creative writing, but rather life and satire. This page will show my creative writing. Poetry for punks will feature essays, short stories, and poetry of course. Before you mark this on your favorites or disregard it completely (dependent on which side of the spectrum you swing) I hate most poetry. I find most poets pretentious, pseudo intellectuals with a lot of words, but very little to say. I have been described by others as a poet for people that hate poetry. I hope you won't be disappointed.